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Death asks Neregate a few questions

A few weeks ago, I received an email from Mr Death himself, who told me that he’d like to reap my soulmake an interview about me and Neregate. I admit I was quite surprised (and pleased, of course) to have Death publish an article about me in the Netherworld.
I’d like to thank Shinigami-sama from shinigamilist for choosing Uncle Zana as the subject of his interview.

For those curious about what we discussed with each other, you can head over to this page to read the interview. Feel free to leave some comments there if you wish, too!

Arigatou, Shinigami-sama ;)

baka.bz gets an upgrade


Woohoo ! It’s complete.
I’ve done a heavy upgrade to the redirection service, now sexier than ever.
There was a big flaw with the previous version, as you could only use it if you knew what was the number of the site you were looking for.
Well, you could try all the numbers one by one, but you’d probably get bored before you reach the end. Long story short : Using the service required some “external” knowledge.
The new version gets rid of that requirement by introducing a dropdown menu, with all the anime websites listed in their own category.



My goal was to provide a much better experience for people using the service, while not giving myself any extra work each time I introduced new anime in the list.
Adding a new anime will only take a couple more seconds than it did with the previous version, so it’s a pure win for me.

For the little story, the dropdown menu is created by doing an Ajax request to the server (to get the list), and then built from the ground using Javascript. I’ve left the Javascript unminified, in case you want to have a look. I’m no JS expert, but I like the end result.
The menu uses CSS3 for some sexy styling and animation. It’ll degrade nicely if your browser doesn’t support the latest CSS styling tags, so no worries on that side.
Untested on IE (is that a browser anyway?), though it should work as well. You’ll also get a nice warning box if your Javascript is disabled.

Whenever I update a chart, new anime in the list will be marked with a “NEW” animated image next to them. This way, you can quickly know where the new stuff is, without necessarily taking a look at the chart.
I’ve also added two new background images to the main page, to complete the “set”.
The image will change randomly at each pageload.
On the blog side, I’ve modified the “Website” menu on the menubar to add both the Neregate and Baka.bz websites.

I have other plans for the future, like alternative displays for the menu :
Menu > Anime Season > List

Well, this is just an idea for now. Your ideas and critics are more than welcome to expand the functionalities of the service ;)

Feel free to have a look at the new version : baka.bz.
Sharing the base URL of the service now has a real meaning, unlike the previous version.

Side note, but I noticed two holes in the anime index, so I filled them with Train Hero and Beyblade Zero-G. These websites’ redirections won’t work if you pick them.
Also, the “Gakkatsu!” anime has the same code as the Jewelpet TV series. I’ll fix that in the v4.

Now that was a wall of text.

Neregate is REALLY so sexy that..


So.. last time it was a hack, and now it is the webhost.
Neregate got permanently suspended without a warning, for a Disk IO Overload reason. Normally the suspension would only last 24 hours, but looks like they had no intention of lifting it, at least for me.

Support :
- Sorry, we cannot reactivate your account (~$100 yearly fee).
- But if you want, you can upgrade to a dedicated server ! (~$1200 yearly fee).

Me :
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I guess I was not a juicy customer for them, as I consume a large amount of bandwidth and pay a relatively small fee. Obviously I didn’t agree to their offer and decided to change my webhost.
The essential part of the migration (i.e. the blog) is complete. All medias (images, etc.) have been moved to a subdomain to speedup page loading.
Permalink structure was a complete mess but it should be fine now. Still having some trouble to set up the redirection rules for old URLs, but this should be sorted out soon.
Subdomains are still in a KO state right now, though I plan on bringing them back one by one once I’m done with the primary blog.

Everything on the blog “should” be working, though please do not hesitate (I insist on that one), to tell me if anything seems broken. I did the whole webhost migration myself (unlike most people who ask the webhost team to handle the procedure) to have more control over the process, and to clean up things to a great extend. I’m not an expert at this, so please tell me if you encounter any problems.

Missing PotDs will be posted soon. Previous GtA will be canceled because of the downtime, and there won’t be a GtA for the first half of this week as well (sorry). Chart will be delayed for a couple days until I finish cleaning up the mess.

In case the site becomes unreachable again, you can check Neregate’s Facebook page, Twitter or IRC for all the info.

I apologize for the inconvenience, and hope this webhost will last longer than the previous one.
There’s been a peak of about 85 people online when the site went back up : Guys (and Ladies), don’t break the site already, okay >_<

Neregate is so sexy that..

It seems my lolis are so popular that hackers became jealous.
Someone managed to delete the primary database using some nasty SQL query (I wish developers would stop coding like rookies and sanitize their code properly).
Everything’s back in order, though some things are gone, as you may have noticed :
- Comments from the past 31 days are gone. I’m working on bringing them back, though this’ll take some time, and I may not be able to recover them all.
- People who subscribed to posts or comments’ notifications within the last 31 days may need to register their mail again. Sorry for the trouble.


Theoretically, the whole installation should’ve been compromised but since the access to my admin area is protected by htpasswd, noone could install fresh things or screw things some more.
Permalink structure is intact, which means there should be no broken links floating around. Though if you find any, please notify me.

Overall, I couldn’t care less about the attack (that’s what backups are for). I just wasted some time restoring things, but whatever. Quite sad to see that even small places like this one are targeted. Some people must be pretty bored or desperate for some results out there.

This may or may not be the last time this happens, so thanks for your patience regarding those issues :) Tomorrow, I’ll be resuming what I had planned to do.
If you find anything broken, don’t hesitate to tell me about it : the mail address’ on the right.

Regards,

Your Uncle Zana.

Happy New Year 2012


Happy New Year, people ! I hope that 2012 will bring you success in both your professional or student life, happiness, petankos and lolis, of course (what else, really :twisted: )!

As for me, 2011 was a big turning point on both IRL and IVL sides. I had go through a lot of hardships (and I am in no way exaggerating) to get where I stand today, but now I am definitely there and I enjoy every one of my days, both at work and at home. Keep on fighting for what you want to become!
A few lines here to thank every one of you for your presence, be it in the shadows or through comments :
It has been really enjoyable to post lolisblog on Neregate so far (despite my constant whining, with which you’re pretty used to now), and I hope to bring you even more content with this new year.
This year is the year of the dragon! Delicious.

Loli New Year !

What?! Xmas you say?

And it’s that time of the year again!
Had no time to do something fancy like Halloween, but I still changed the banner and my avatar, as well as the Homepage.

Just like Halloween, I’ve compiled two packs featuring xmas artworks.
The normal one is located here and the extra 18+ one is located here. If you want everything, you have to download both. Both packs are NSFW.

The changes will last until the beginning of next year.

Merry Chirstmas, folks ;)

The new board for Image Galleries is here

After struggling with dozens of PHP classes and thousands of JavaScript lines for several days, I’m finally done with this.
The existing Image Galleries have all been migrated to the new imageboard. I have yet to remove the existing ones from the blog as well as updating the links (because it’s getting kinda superlate already), but this’ll be done shortly.
Some of you may find the imageboard’s design quite familiar, and you’re not mistaken 8)
I’ve done some extensive testing, but if you find anything wrong or are getting errors (sexy 404 and 403), please let me know so that I can fix them. Thanks !
The board is supposedly optimized for IPhones/IPads and the like, though I have no real way to know (because I do not own stuff made by Ringo-kun). If you’ve got one of those, feel free to tell me if you see any difference with the normal browsing.

I’ve added the “DotA2 Mizugi Event” submissions to the list of existing galleries.
I plan on adding a new gallery shortly, as well as making a new “useless poll” to decide who the next featured gallery character will be.

The new board can be accessed from this URL :

http://imageboard.neregate.com/

I do not plan on activating registrations on that board (because there’s no real use to it), just so you know.
Your impressions are welcome.

Btw, pics unrelated, though I like Pocky <3
This scene really reminds me of Ga-Rei: Zero.

And the winners of the DotA 2 event are..


The moment you were all waiting for (or not)².

I wish I had more invitations to distribute to you guys but still, better than nothing ;)
It looks like Valve is sending more and more invitations, so if you haven’t been lucky with this event, I think you still got good chances to be selected for the beta.

Anyways, on to the results :

Number Guess Event

The number to guess was 94151.
Congratulations to Coal, who had the closest guess with 95365!

The second closest guess was MacbobXD, who submitted 98495. But like McLeod would say : There can be only one.


Mizugi Event

There were some nice entries (and a troll entry, rofl).

The win goes to Erulim, with a submission of Patricia Lancaster from Hyper→Highspeed→Genius

I’ll make an image gallery with all the entries once I finish tweaking the new gallery system.

The winners will receive their invitations in a few minutes.

Thanks to everyone who participated !
I’ll hold similar events whenever I get the chance to do so.

Event : Win an invitation to DotA 2′s closed Beta !

Hi people.

Uncle Zana got his DotA 2 beta invitation a couple of days ago. The invitation comes with two extra copies of the beta access that I can distribute, which is what I am about to do.
Considering the small amount of people who have access to DotA2 (I won’t disclose the numbers), these are great prizes imo.

I’m organizing 2 little “events”, with DotA 2 Beta invitations as prizes.
For those who regularly lurk in here, these events are roughly the same as the birthday events I organized a few months ago.
Details below :

Click here to read the full post

Happy Halloween 2011 !


Happy Halloween people !
Quite funny for me to say that, as I don’t celebrate Halloween myself (aside from the blog). This ain’t much, but I hope you’ll like the visual changes 8) These changes will last for one week (until next Monday). I also uploaded a pack of Halloween Pixiv pictures, which can be downloaded by clicking on this link (mirror). Pack contains some NSFW, but no 18+ content. The gallery will come later (to avoid putting too much stress on the server).
Not seeing the new design? either press CTRL+F5 in your browser, or empty your cache.
You can hide/show bottom graphics by clicking on the eye at the bottom-right side of the page.
Once again, happy Halloween ;)


New Anti-Spam/Junk system under test

It’s become really tiring to browse the admin spam section for comments wrongly flagged as spam/junk by Akismet (even though it doesn’t happen more than 5-6 times a year). What’s more, it seems the spam rate has like tripled since the Facebook integration :evil:

Anyway, a new system is in place. For you, end users, you won’t see any difference when posting comments. If, for some reason, you encounter a problem and are unable to comment at all, please use the contact form on the right sidebar to tell me about it.

I am writing this obviously because if you are unable to comment at all, you should at least know the reason.
If this proves 100% successful, I’ll ultimately remove Akismet. This’ll make the blog faster.

Neregate is now on Facebook

Oh well, one thing less on the TODO list ;)

Just like the Twitter feed, the Facebook feed will automatically publish new blog posts on the “Wall” of Neregate’s fan page, with a maximum latency of 15 minutes (not really important).

Like Twitter, 18+ content will not appear on the fan page. However, there will still be NSFW content with the picture’s thumbnails, so be careful.

The feed will always try to fetch the 150px thumbnail version of the first picture of a post. If no 150px thumbnail is found, it’ll fetch the first image of a post. If the post contains no image, then no image will be returned on the fan page, just so you know.

You’ll find a link to Neregate’s Facebook fan-page on the right sidebar, below my avatar.
There also is a “like-box” at the bottom of the right sidebar, to keep track of the good souls :p
Hope some of you will find this useful.
Feel free to press the “Like” button of course (no, not the one from the picture above, you lil’ perv).
Uncle Zana won’t mind :twisted:

I’m still tweaking the fan page a little bit, as well as the rerouting of posts between the blog and Facebook. If you encounter any problem (or if you have any suggestions), feel free to tell me about it.

How to filter posts that appear on your WordPress blog


As requested by a reader, I’ll write down the steps required to hide posts from a certain category unless a visitor has a specific cookie set.

The said posts will be hidden from :
- Main page, and all sub-pages
- Archives
- RSS (except the RSS on general comments, didn’t find how yet)
- Widgets
- Search results

You can make it work for almost anything with a little piece of code. More details below.

Click here to read the full post

Neregate Turns One Year Old !

And we’re finally here !
Today, Neregate celebrates its first birthday.
Many things to say, so I’d better write down the main points :

  • A few words first
  • How Neregate was born
  • Questions and Answers
  • Event Results
  • New Stuff
  • Incoming Stuff
  • And a few last words, cos you feel like reading some more
  • Well then, let’s get started.

    Click here to read the full post

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